the cucumber saga

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#oh my god


so this happened

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His name is Fry


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#amazing #futurama

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#same #avengers


On the left is Elrond in his armour from LOTR, battle of the last alliance. On the right is supposedly Elrond in his armour for the BOTFA…

All I can see is him walking up to Thranduil and Thranduil just laughing.

Thranduil “It still fits?”

Elrond “Shut up!”

(Source: stevenatasha)


There are no words sufficient to describe the amazing.

(@raptormoon, @megsaysthings/mkl42)

How MBTI Types Approach Rules →


ENTJ: I make the rules.
ESTJ: I’ve written down the rules and made copies for everyone.
ESFJ: I’ve bent over backwards to fulfill all the rules.
ENFJ: Rules are great – they help us be better people.
INTJ: I’ve discovered all the inconsistencies with the rules and therefore consider them void.
INFJ: These rules are not benefiting me. I’m making up my own rules.
ISTJ: I’ve completed everything according to the rules.
ISFJ: These rules suck!!! *goes along with the rules*
ENFP: Ooops! I didn’t realize there were rules!
ENTP: I’ve discovered these rules are not actually fulfilling their purpose, let me explain why.
ESFP: Is there a fine for breaking the rules? I’ll just pay that.
ESTP: Watch me break the rules!!!!!
INTP: I’ve figured out a way to bend each rule.
ISTP: These rules are important for others, and if I feel like it I might follow along.
ISFP: I’m breaking all the rules, but it’s okay because I don’t think anyone noticed.
INFP: Completely unaware that rules exist, worried about why everyone seems so stressed.

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#accurate #mbti


url graphic starlorrd

I look around and you know what I see? Losers! But life’s giving us a chance.

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Everything was pretty at the ballet.

Listen on 8Tracks

01. Hungarian Dance No. 5-Johannes Brahms  02. Swan Lake op. 20, Act I No. 9, finale-Tchaikovsky  03. Danse Macabre-Camille Saint-Saëns  04. Maleficent’s Evil Spell-Sleeping Beauty Score  05. Jazz Suite No. 2: VI. Waltz No. 2-Dmitri Shostakovich  06. Die Fledermaus Overture-Johan Strauss II  07. String Quartet No. 14 C Sharp Minor-Beethoven  08. Air-Johann Sebastian Bach  09. Pas de Deux-Tchaikovsky  10. Minuet String Quintet-Luigi Boccherini  11. Romeo and Juliet op. 64, Danse of the Knights-Prokofiev 12. Four Seasons Op. 8, Spring Allegro-Antonio Vivaldi  13. Entrée de Giselle-Adolphe Adam  14. Op. 64, Act I The Young Juliet-Sergey Prokofiev  15. The Four Seasons Spring-Vivaldi recomposed by Max Richter  16. Morgenstemning-Edvard Grieg

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