2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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#YES

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

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#parks and recreation #fav

huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

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#hella

i was reading comments on a youtube video about racism and there was a white guy on there trying to prove racism doesn’t exist i’m about to pass out

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#personal

[k a r l u r b a n]

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#the captain does wizard world

KARL URBAN IS 5 FEET AWAY IM ON FIRE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

(Source: master-of-duct-tape)

gloriascool:

ultrafacts:

Source / Video  /  For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

This was on “what would you do” !!

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#omfg

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

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#important